Tuesday, July 13, 2010
The Rest of Paris
A WAY Overdue Paris Review
Ok so I have been busy like crazy, and terrible about keeping up with this. I'll try to cover all my bases.
So the first day Erin and I arrived in Paris we spent about 10 minutes staring at a map just trying to find the street our hotel was on. Their website said it was only 10 minutes from the Louvre and all that good stuff. What the website neglected to say was that those 10 minutes were by Metro. We walked (Erin with her super heavy suitcase, and me with my light one and her other one) for TWO HOURS! It was hot too. But finally we found it and the hotel turned out to be really nice and we got a really good deal on the website where we booked it (about 70% off!). Turns out that this area is kind of like the Chinatown of Paris, except no China. There are a whole bunch of immigrants there. The district is called something like "Ivry Sur Seine" and it wasn't originally part of Paris's city limits. It was annexed in later.
Anyway, we couldn't really find a lot of restaurants close by and didn't feel like trying to go on another adventure, so we just ate at the restaurant at the hotel. Our waiter only spoke French with us, but we couldn't quite figure out his accent. Luckily he spoke French slowly enough that we could understand him for the most part. Dinner was expensive, but good, and I had an amazing glass of white wine.
Afterwards, we chatted more with our waiter, who's name turned out to be Antonio. He told us that he was Italian and didn't speak any English. He also said that everyone that worked at that hotel was Italian. Then he told us there was a party across the street with music and dancing and asked us if we wanted to go. We looked at each other and had NO IDEA. So we told him we'd go upstairs and talk about it and come back down in 10 minutes. We asked him how much longer he worked and he said he was just getting off.
25 minutes later, armed with Erin's knife (this was a knife made for killing, not slicing bread, that her husband gave her before leaving for self-defense), we re-emerged downstairs. At this point it was almost midnight and we were a little tired, but we'd had a nice 2-3 hr nap on the train ride there. After a while, Antonio apologized to us and said that he had to take a shower and asked us if we wanted a drink from the hotel bar while we were waiting. We said sure and asked which drink was his favorite. He said Americano. I asked if it was coffee, and he said no. I asked what was in it and I can't remember what he said. So we said sure, we'll try it.
It was like the strongest drink I'd ever tried. I haven't had a whole lot of mixed drinks, but the best comparison I can make is a Long Island Iced Tea. I had already had some wine with dinner and about halfway through this drink the room was almost spinning, so I decided to be done for the time being. Erin managed to drink a little more.
He came back down and we chatted for awhile and then his friend, Mario (of course), who only spoke Italian, showed up. We finally started are trek and surprisingly, it was pretty much across the street. There were these big mob-boss looking men who were basically the bouncers at the entrance. We got there and they said something about it being a closed party or something, but then Antonio said something to him and he let us in. (sketch?) Then he asked Erin if she was ok and why she was acting weird. I later learned that she was trying to discreetly maneuver the knife out of her purse and into her pocket for easy access.
Oh I forgot to mention that we had already told him that I had a boyfriend and she was married. He couldn't believe it and was a little (and by a little I mean very) disappointed. He asked me if her ring was fake. I told him no.
Anyway, after getting past the mob-bosses, we walked past a huge huka bar tent and onto this boat, that just happened to be a bar/club. Coolest thing ever! We went down the stairs and it didn't even resemble a boat. He asked us if we wanted anything to drink and we said no and he was way surprised (apparently all Americans love getting drunk in Paris). So we made our way over to the dance floor. He talked to the DJ right before we started dancing and I think he told him that we were American because the next like 4 songs were really famous American ones, which was fun. But I swear, I've heard more American music in France than America. Anyway, we danced for awhile and it was really really fun. There was one song that was kinda weird, and Antonio told me it was supposed to be for African dance. I told him I took an African dance class and he was like, no way! Show me! So I did a little and he thought that was the coolest thing in the world.
Eventually, me and Erin said we needed to get to bed, and as we were heading out, he offered to buy us more drinks, but we politely declined. We chatted a little longer at the hotel before each going our separate ways.
So I know that the night could have been really dangerous and gone totally wrong, but it didn't. I trusted my intuition (and one of the other hotel employees) that told me Antonio was a good guy. Thus, we partied in a club on a boat with Italians. Yep. Ah-mazing.